was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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