I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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