we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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