That's intense
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
