remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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