one two three fourrrrnication!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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