This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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