i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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