he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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