She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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