I am puke
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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