his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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