My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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