it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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