What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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