you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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