If i come over, it means nothing
Your tits are I can't wait for
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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