I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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