belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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