We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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