Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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