this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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