I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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