She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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