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she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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