I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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