he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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