Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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