Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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