Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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