I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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