belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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