Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
only you would photoshop your dick
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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