First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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