he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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