I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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