return my video game
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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