The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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