You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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