it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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