Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm passing your future prison.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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