omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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