my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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