It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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