The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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