Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
