I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
