By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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