I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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