Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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