8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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