Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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