come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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