We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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