you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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